BAD money thing make world have big new scary time, clever men say now.
Noisy room where shirty men swap zeroes have frowny day as lazy bones in sunny places say no money now and be sad.
And wide place with shouty fat people also have no money and all say nice brown man in big house is rubbish now.
Clever men say new scary time not that new, just new bit of spend-money-no-have big-scary-bad-thing.
But very big scary thing is clever men say not know how to make nice happy money time.
Fancy clever man with big proper job say: “Not know. Oh dear. Not know. You know? Tell please.”
He say only six people have happy money time now and you and me be poor stinkies who live in dirty box near choo-choo house.
Fancy clever man then go back to bed and pull blanket over frowny face.
But stupid nobody man who no have fancy proper job say all must make good shiny thing.
He say: “Swap shiny thing for happy money to buy more good shiny thing.
“All happy smile when every place make good shiny thing. Even shouty fats and lazy bones.
“Then every day be happy money swap time. Hurray! Hurray!
“Right now fucked though.”