THE makers of Blackberry have been bought by a group of British teens eager to keep their favourite hook-up network intact.
It is expected the teenagers will refocus Research In Motion on providing a cryptographically secure network for their misdemeanours.
Teenager Nikki Hollis said: Businesses need security for their accounts, but thats nothing compared to a group of four girls arranging to attend a party with boys present while convincing four sets of parents theyre all at each others houses.
Weve offered £3.2 billion for RIM and its assets, and if were outbid well just ramraid it in a twocked Mini.
CEO Tom Booker, who uses Blackberry for his business’s emails, said: “Obviously this isn’t optimal for the company, but just tell me a bit more about this sex network thing before I go cancelling any contracts.”