THE entire office can see that you’ve not ironed that shirt and is judging you because of it.
All your colleagues, including the canteen ladies, confirmed behind your back that the shirt looks absolutely nowhere near presentable.
Francesca Johnson, who has a 10am meeting with you, has already heard by email that you’re claiming that it got this creased in the car and have put your suit jacket back on.
She said: “Obviously he has some sort of problems at home and is on the verge of a massive mental incident.
“That’s sad but he’s clearly not focused on work. The best thing is to sack him.”
The office is also perfectly aware that your grey jumper is only worn when you can’t be bothered to iron, and knows the difference between a suit thats been dry-cleaned and one thats had a few quick squirts of Febreze.
Manager Mary Fisher said: It’s not as if Friday’s any better. Do I really have to send an email to ‘All Staff’ titled Casual doesnt mean food-stained?
“We’re working up a little trip to the managing director’s office this afternoon, and you know how he is about the importance of grooming.
“I probably won’t mention anything about the shirt myself, though. But if others do I won’t step in.”