How did these Brexit donor arseholes get to be so rich? asks Britain

BRITONS are confused as to how multi-millionaires can support something as stupid as Brexit yet also be good at business.

After financier Jeremy Hosking offered £700,000 to campaign against Remain MPs, people are wondering how you can be clever at making money but thick about trashing the economy.

Tom Logan said: “This guy is an ‘asset manager’ which does sound tremendously skilled. I suppose he could be one of these clever people with no common sense who tries to use a hairdryer while he’s having a bath.

“Or maybe he’s just been lucky all these years by doing things like investing in Apple because he likes apples and Amazon because he likes tall women and/or large rivers.”

Nurse Emma Bradford said: “At first I thought rich Brexiters just wanted lower taxes, but they all believe the same bullshit as my friend Kaz who thinks the EU is basically the Nazis without uniforms.

“Still, with all that money at least they can give some to people who lose their jobs because of Brexit. I’m sure that’s the plan.”