New dating app launched for Remainers incapable of discussing anything else
OBSESSIVE Remain voters who have lost the ability to think about any other topic now have their own dating app.
The app, called Single Market, will allow people with EU flag pin badges and ‘Open Britain’ tote bags to meet and discuss topics important to them, like Brexit, Article 50, David Davis, and more Brexit.
Nathan Muir, a ‘European patriot’, said: “Since the referendum, I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have opinions about things that aren’t the Norway Option and Kate Hoey.
“Dating has become quite awkward, as I have not thought about anything not Brexit-related for over a year, so I now struggle with light, flirty conversation. It’s been hard. Hard like Brexit.
“Thanks to Single Market, I no longer have to pretend I care about music, or food, or art, or anything in politics that is not Britain’s exit from the European Union.”
Fellow unrepentant Remain voter Joanna Kramer said: “I want to meet someone I can share Brexit-related blog posts with, who will listen to Ian Dunt’s podcast with me, who will hold me when I cry thinking about the end of free movement.
“If they have an Irish passport as well, my EU flag pants are probably coming off.”