A NEW employee at a design agency has begun yet another conversation aimed at discovering which of his colleagues smokes cannabis.
Martin Bishop, aged 24, has so far discussed the music of Snoop Dogg, the film Pineapple Express and the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic in an attempt to ascertain if there are any other stoners in the office.
Undeterred by the lack of reaction so far, Bishop said: “You know what’s a great citybreak? Amsterdam.
“Anyone been? It’s great with the canals, and the Van Gogh Museum’s incredible. Those paintings are really trippy, if you know what I mean. Like if you’re in the right state of mind.”
Bishop’s conversational gambit was then subverted by company secretary Mary Fisher’s reminiscences about the Anne Frank House before he could bring up coffeeshops.
Director Joseph Turner said: “Jesus, it’s Big Lebowski one minute and Hunter S Thompson the next. We get it, you smoke, shut up about it, you’re at work.
“Anyone want to hit this with me? We’ll have to go under the bridge, away from the office. I’m not giving that kid any.”