WORKERS are bullshitting their way through an apparently important meeting despite having no idea what it is about.
The meeting has so far included mention of ‘synergistic client development’ and ‘leveraging core competencies’, while going on for over 90 minutes with nobody understanding why they are there or what is happening.
Marketing manager Donna Sheridan said: “My line manager assured me that it was crucial I attended, but I haven’t got a fucking clue what is going on. Now I’m in too deep to ask.
“However, it seems no one else knows either and they have just been chipping in with some jargon now and then so that they look clever.
She added: “Martin even used the phrase ‘cascading relevant information’ and we all laughed before we remembered we were meant to be taking it seriously.”