You can help by keeping your mouth shut, Trump told

BRITAIN has responded to Donald Trump’s offer of help by suggesting he stops saying words with his mouth.

The US president extended help to the UK in the wake of the London attacks, while also sending a barrage of tweets criticising its leaders and using the incident to justify his own moronic policies.

Londoner Susan Traherne said: “America has always been our friend in challenging times and now it really can help by getting its president to stop making sounds come out of his head, and ideally to also stop his tiny agile little fingers scampering across his keyboard.

“Our message to Donald Trump is simple. You are a knob.

“Stop being a knob.”