Prince Andrew opens his f**king mouth

PRINCE Andrew has only gone and opened his fucking mouth about Brexit, the disgusted business community has confirmed. 

The Duke of York has told UK businesses to make the most of new opportunities offered by withdrawing from the EU, as if he knew anything about any of it.

Businessman Thomas Logan said: “This is so offensive to us.

“Imagine Cliff Richard speaking on behalf of inner-city black youth, or Ken Livingstone representing the Jewish community. That’s how we feel.

“There is no Commonwealth, you pork-jowled idiot, there’s just a load of countries who feel obliged to make a fuss of you when you’re on holiday.

“Shut the fuck up. You’re sixth in line to the throne. Nobody would miss you.”