AMAZON’S algorithm, like an elephant, never forgets. And to this day it’s making helpful suggestions based on a 2018 smoke alarm purchase:
Another smoke alarm
That first smoke alarm was just the beginning. Amazon are ready to help you become the lifelong superfan of smoke alarms you were born to be. Payday’s here, so get yourself a treat – a smoke alarm identical to the one you already have.
A 10-pack of smoke alarm batteries
The alarm we sold you back in 2018 was amazing and came with a guaranteed 10-year battery life. So why not stock up on a multipack to give your device a longer life expectancy than you?
A carbon monoxide alarm
A twist on the original: the same great design, a whole new danger to detect. Who cares if you ‘don’t own a solid fuel burning appliance’ or ‘already have one you bought in Tesco’, Amazon’s sure you’ll love it.
A three-pack of smoke alarms
You’ve previously shown interest in one smoke alarm, so there’s no way you won’t go apeshit for the incredible savings of three all together. Practical, stylish and the perfect Christmas gift, they really are so versatile.
That Jeremy Clarkson farm programme
God, will they never stop trying to sell you this shit?
A smart internet-connected carbon monoxide detector and smoke alarm for £92.98
That was the problem. The previous suggestions weren’t expensive enough. Bet you’ve already clicked Buy Now on this premium item. If we know you at all.