A WOMAN claiming to be tired is almost too tired to tell you how tired she is.
Donna Sheridan, who describes herself as ‘dead on her feet’, is using her last ounce of strength to let you know that she can barely keep her eyes open.
She said: “It’s a miracle I can still speak I’m so knackered. You’d think I would try and save some energy by not forming pointless words, but hear I am chattering away anyway.
“I couldn’t settle down last night because I stayed up mindlessly scrolling on my phone for no reason. Then just as I was drifting off my partner Nathan got up to piss like a racehorse and there’s no way I was sleeping through that.
“I think I got three, maybe even four seconds of shut eye before my alarm went off and it was time to drag my tired husk out of bed. Now I’m a shell of a woman who only has the stamina to tell you about my fatigue.”
Boyfriend Nathan said: “Donna’s level of tiredness sounds potentially fatal. She should tell her tale of exhaustion to herself, it’s so f**king boring she’ll be out like a light.”