WAITROSE has launched its neighbor-trumping 23-bird Deluxe Roast.
The 125kg avian megajoint has a bee hummingbird in its centre, encased in 21 further species separated by substratum of various patés, with an ostrich exterior.
A spokesman: All our gluttony-inspired products are ethically sourced and it’s bang on trend for the Game of Thrones medieval feasting vibe.
“We advise getting it started by this Sunday at the latest otherwise it will only be cooked as far in as the swan layer by Christmas afternoon.
If refrigerated properly youre looking at cassowary soup and budgie curry until about June.