BBC Breakfast host Bill Turnbull is a right-wing agent provocateur sent to discredit the corporation, it has emerged.
After ‘accidentally’ swearing on air, Turnbull was revealed as part of a ring of Tory infiltrators tasked with making the BBC appear morally bankrupt.
A BBC spokesman said: “It’s lucky we stopped him as he was planning to drop unpopular 80s swear word ‘minge’ during an item about the changing role of the Women’s Institute.
“During extensive passive aggressive BBC interrogation, Turnbull described the corporation as ‘a lefty pinko nightmare obsessed with shitty training courses’ and BBC1 as ‘not a proper channel with fit birds on it’.”
“We now believe there are other Tory conspirators discrediting the BBC from within, with suspicion naturally falling on the makers of Snog, Marry, Avoid? and Saints and Scroungers.”
TV viewer Tom Logan said: “I’d always suspected influential people in the BBC were secretly helping the Tories get rid of the licence fee because of all the cakes and dancing.
“Also because they were the first broadcaster to put former porn actress Mandy Rivers aka Susanna Reid on normal telly.”