Tuesday, 4th August 2020

Bring back Nazi Harry, say Mail readers

THE UK has agreed that Prince Harry was much better when he was dressed as a Nazi.

Following the announcement that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are stepping back as senior Royals, Britain has suggested he step all the way back to the 00s when he was a fun-loving strip-snooker-playing Rommel impersonator.

Nathan Muir of Hitchin said: “Don’t get me wrong, the bird he married’s hot but she also seems high maintenance. What was wrong with pump ’n’ dump?

“The old Harry would never have been all woke, moving to liberal Canada. When he was knobbing that Chesty Davy he wasn’t bothered about the environment. Back then, he knew dressing as the Third Reich was a laugh.

“I remember when he was fighting in Afghanistan, slaughtering the Taliban, on his way to being a posh Andy McNab. And knocking off the blonde piece from The Saturdays.

“The marriage was a mistake. He should have stayed a playboy Prince, flying helicopters and living a life of international aristocratic hedonism. He’s let us down.”

When reminded of recent news about the previous Royal labelled a ‘playboy Prince’, Muir said: “Ah yeah. Good point. Probably best not. As you were, Harry.”