If I see a washing machine in a kitchen I vomit all over the floor, says Kirstie Allsopp

KIRSTIE Allsopp has admitted that if she sees a washing machine in a kitchen she vomits all over the floor and will not apologise. 

The Location, Location, Location presenter, responsible for approximately 20 per cent of Britain’s housing crisis, said she cannot be expected to keep her lunch down when people behave like ‘filthy fucking animals’.

She added: “In the kitchen? In a food preparation area? Were these monsters raised in some kind of serial-killing cult?

“What are they going to do next, put a toilet in the bathroom? Is there no end to their depravity?

“A washing machine should be tucked discreetly away in a utility room, for the lady of the house to use at her convenience and where her cries of delight will go unheard.

“And, of course, it should never be used to wash clothes. That’s what dry cleaners are for.”