Adults who say 'sleeps' instead of 'days' told to pack it the f*ck in

ADULTS who think it is quirky and fun to use words like ‘sleeps’ and ‘holibobs’ have been told to just stop it.

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Man working up courage to use middle urinal

A MAN is trying to find the courage to urinate between two strangers.

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