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Murray knighthood would be like 'world's greatest dad' t-shirt

AWARDING a knighthood to Andy Murray would be a bit pathetic, it has been confirmed.

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Bats would rather do it with other species

THE UK’s bats are not having sex because they find each other weird-looking.

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