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Old lady sent to care home after fall

MADONNA’S family has made the difficult decision to send her to Rydean Manor residential care home in Sussex.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) Your current problems could be related to that birthday party you had when you were seven and nobody turned up. You’d forgotten about that? Ah, sorry.

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