STARS whose dresses were judged failures at the Golden Globes looked exactly like stars who were successful, it has emerged.It burns the eyes
Actresses in figure-hugging clothing, all more attractive than anyone has ever seen in real life, have been arbitrarily divided into paragons of beauty or ragged, ridiculous clowns.
Emma Bradford of Halifax said: According to this Lana Del Reys blue dress was so disastrous that she was chased by a mob with pitchforks, while Felicity Jones blue gown was a link between our world and the divine.
I completely agree, but Ive no idea what they look like and I might have got the wrong one.
Fashion blogger Eleanor Shaw said: There is no middle ground.
Either an actress gets it right, or the red carpet yawns open and drags them down to Hades for their vile fashion sense.
The judgements of the Mail Online sidebar are incontestable and final.
The men attending the ceremony wore suits and had spent an average of 13 minutes on their hair.