THE unquiet ghosts of Christmas internet browsing past are haunting Britain by popping up on every website they visit.It doesn’t matter if you buy them or not
Millions are unable to safely surf the web without the spectral images of smoothie blenders, books or literally anything with the Frozen brand on hovering in their peripheral vision, taunting them for their poor decisions.
Joanna Kramer of Gloucester said: Wherever I go email, Heat, Groupon the boots are there before I am, rattling their silver ankle chains, whispering to me.
You should have picked us, they say. We were better, and you would have stormed that Christmas party, and now were 33 per cent off and youre still single.
But they mock me cruelly, because whenever I give in and click theyve never got my size.
Trucker Stephen Malley said: We spent too much on the kids and I cant forget, because all the toys they never played with are capering around the margins of every website, winking at me, laughing.
Im getting everything from car boots next year.