Cock-shaped pasta in Italy's Blackpool: The gammon food critic's holiday to Sorrento

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic, who’d be watching more of Masterchef if they’d left in the bits where Gregg grabs the contestants’ arses.

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Mash Blind Date: 'I'd love to see her again, probation willing'

LOVE has eluded Wayne Hayes, aged 45, due to a lengthy prison sentence. Will 40-year-old Nikki Hollis be more open than the last four years?

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