LOVE has eluded Wayne Hayes, aged 45, due to a lengthy prison sentence. Will 40-year-old Nikki Hollis be more open than the last four years?
Wayne on Nikki
First impression?
The sexiest woman I’ve seen in years. Even more beautiful than Christine, my cell block officer. Screwella de Vil, we called her.
How was conversation?
It was nice to sit opposite someone who asked me questions about myself that weren’t about my whereabouts on the night of April 14th 2019.
Favourite thing about Nikki?
She asked for a table outdoors and said she doesn’t like being inside. Same, love, same.
Memorable moments?
When she told me her fantasy is sex in a shower and asked if I’ve ever done it.
A capsule description?
“An old lag looking for love.”
Was there a spark?
As I told the police at the time, the fire was an accident.
What happened afterwards?
Four years, subject to good behaviour. Oh, you mean the date.
What would you change about the evening?
I called her ‘guv’nah’ by mistake. Old habits.
Will you see each other again?
I’d love to, probation willing.
Nikki on Wayne
First impression?
A real bad boy, just like I wanted.
How was conversation?
Engaging. He’s very knowledgeable about the legal system. Perhaps he’s a barrister? Plus he reads a lot.
Favourite thing about Wayne?
He’s a grateful person. He kept saying how good the food was. And how lovely it was to be at minimal risk of getting shanked.
Memorable moments?
He told me he just got out of prison. I said I know how he feels, my marriage was like that too.
A capsule description?
“A rough diamond.” Honestly, I can’t wait to meet his friends Al, Dave and Four-Finger Sammy.
Was there a spark?
Yes, but I’m not sure about his clothes. Are ankle bracelets trendy for men now?
What happened afterwards?
We went to a pub. He can certainly knock it back.
What would you change about the evening?
I think there may be another lady in his life. He mentioned going to see a woman called ‘Officer Susan’ once a month. Is that a dominatrix type thing?
Will you see each other again?
I think so. He seemed very keen when I said I live alone in a remote detached house.
