Susanna Reid has large doner for breakfast

GOOD Morning Britain presenter Susanna Reid has a doner kebab at 7am every morning, it has been confirmed. 

The star was seen kicking the oily remnants of her breakfast, which was accompanied by six sachets of ketchup and large fistful of chips, under the desk on this morning’s show. 

An insider said: ““She eats a whole doner during the weather, squeezing the contents into her mouth like Popeye with a can of spinach.

“There’s bits of meat all over the floor. We’re starting to get pigeons in.

“I’ve never known anyone so carnivorous. “

Reid said: “Some fucking idiot got me a chicken shish the other day, I was like ‘what the shitting hell is this’?

“In a fast-paced media environment a shish just doesn’t cut it, you’ve got to go doner with all the sauces even if it means getting grease on your script. It’s the bollocks.”

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
No word from Universal about your film pitch based on Speed where if a Southern Rail train is more than three minutes late you get to kick their chief executive in the bag.

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Try working on your insomnia this weekend by cutting out caffeine, keeping your bedroom well-ventilated and ignoring the gnawing ache in the pit of your stomach that your life is going horribly, horribly wrong.

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)
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