THE Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have been told to do new photos of Prince George because the first lot are dreadful.
The couple released photos taken by the Duchess’s father to create a ‘more intimate, family feel’ but have now been assured that it was an appalling idea and someone should be sacked.
Helen Archer, from Stevenage, said: “They must think we have incredibly low standards and will put up with any old crap that is thrown our way.
“I don’t know what we did to make them think they could get away with something this shoddy.”
Bill McKay, from Doncaster, said: “If this is their idea of an official photograph then I’m starting to question the whole idea of monarchy.
“I’m sure they think they are being modern and relaxed, but in actual fact they are being unprofessional.
“If they want us to believe that being royal is a ‘job’ then they do need to actually do it. This is amateur hour and I’m having none of it.”
He added: “And if I find out they are raising this child without an army of nannies I will be absolutely livid.”
Nikki Hollis, from Hatfield, said: “I pay good money for the Royal Family and the deal includes professional photography. Not this compact, point-and-shoot dog vomit.
“Do it again, you incompetent arsewits.”