LEGENDARY fashion designer Giorgio Armani has died tastefully aged 91. How will you salute him?
Steve Malley, car salesman: “Putting on the Armani Exchange T-shirt I got from the outside market and pacing the high street, waiting for someone to say they preferred Versace so I can do them in.”
Helen Archer, teacher: “By playing that bit from the Pet Shop Boys’ Paninaro where Chris Lowe goes ‘Armani. Armani. Ar-Ar-Armani’ over and over again for 48 hours. I’ll be honest, I’m not looking forward to it.”
James Bates, heron tracker: “A 2021 SSC Napoli away kit designed by the great man. As everyone I’m sure will be well aware.”
Ellie Shaw, dietician: “Wearing black and walking up and down, frowning severely. It’s what he would have wanted.”
Tom Logan, gardener: “So, I’ve got underpants. Respectful? Or no?”
