QUEEN Camilla has confirmed she is an ardent Strictly Come Dancing fan who personally overrules the judges and chooses the winners. But should she appear on the show?
Norman Steele, market trader: “Why not? She deserves to know what a proper good shag’s like before she goes.”
Margaret Gerving, retired teacher: “I’m absolutely against it. That show ruins lives. Look at Ann Widdecombe. She was on track to become prime minister until she buggered up her American Smooth.”
Oliver O’Connor, charity volunteer: “Opens the floodgates, doesn’t it. Before long Harry’s on I’m A Celebrity, the Duke of Edinbugh’s on Dancing On Ice and Princess Anne’s winning Sports Personality of the Year. Oh hang on, that last one happened.”
Joanna Kramer, solicitor: “Personally I feel it would be disrespectful of her position not to consider her a professional dancer already, kick out one of the Polish ones, give her a permanent role and then partner her with a nice man like that Stuart Broad.”
Julian Cook, wealth manager: “The entire viewing audience must stand from start to finish of every show, out of respect. If we can agree to that then yes.”