Britain hit by Instagram filter

THE UK’s sky was hacked with a rogue Instagram filter, the MOD has confirmed. 

The Atacama filter, popular for landscape photography, was trialled on skies in the north of England before being used over London by mid-afternoon making everything look a bit Blade Runner 2049

An MOD official said: “As with our wi-fi, banking systems and democracy, there is unfortunately a security flaw in Britain’s sky that leaves it vulnerable to foreign hackers. 

“Future attacks may include the aggressive deployment of Inkwell making everything seem starkly black and white like in the war.

“There has also been a LiveJasmin pop-up filling the sky above Glasgow for the last six days, which we failed to realise because all residents just pretended they hadn’t seen it.”