Cat to continue sitting in window like he owns the f**king street
A CAT has announced plans to continue sitting in the front window of a house, watching over everything like Stalin in communist Russia.
Black and white cat Norman Steele has been spending most of his time in the living room window, observing his kingdom and his servants.
Steele said: “I’m pretty much the ‘big dog’ around here, except that I’m a cat.
“Which just shows how much of a ‘big dog’ I am.”
Steele says that he will remain in the window for the foreseeable future, only moving when he hears someone open a cupboard in the kitchen, in which case he will run quicker than the president of Tunisia at the beginning of the Arab Spring.
Steele said: “Sometimes, I see the postman coming up the path and I think ‘just put the letters through the letter box and then you may walk away’.
“And that’s exactly what he does.”