JUVENILE grouse Tom Logan is eagerly anticipating the forthcoming ‘grouse season’.
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Naive young grouse excited about 'grouse season'
45-year-old salesman apologises for closing ceremony
WAYNE Hayes, a middle-aged sales executive from Carlisle, has expressed regrets about the Olympics closing ceremony beamed directly from his brain.
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