WOMEN who go out dressed in fuck-boots must keep them on in the bedroom, ministers said last night.
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F*ck-Boots Must Stay On, Says Government
Mccartney Apologises For Song About 'Japanese Lunatic'
SIR Paul McCartney has revealed that the mysterious final track on Abbey Road was actually a cryptic reference to Yoko Ono.
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