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Idiot Britons theorise that cake must be better if bought from a shed

CREDULOUS cretins throughout the UK have managed to convince themselves that shed cake will taste much nicer than normal cake.

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19 Northern cliches to employ when discussing Andy Burnham, for Southerners who've never been there

NEVER visited the North? No need, as you’ve heard what it’s like? Keep this list of Northern cliches on hand to drop in for any discussion of Andy Burnham’s politics: 

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