A WOMAN is always standing directly in front of whatever kitchen drawer her partner needs to open.
When Martin Bishop is cooking a meal, his girlfriend Emma Bradshaw manages to block every place he needs to get into, wherever it is in the kitchen.
Oliver said: “I don’t know how she does it, but every utensil, pan or plate I need is in the drawer or cupboard she is standing right in front of.
“I’m trying to cook a meal for six people and she’s there leisurely sipping a glass of wine, chatting shit and getting in my f**king way. I can’t even open the oven without having to ask her to shift her arse.
“I am not sure how a five-foot two woman can take up so much space but when I’m cooking, she seems to be everywhere. She then has the cheek to ask if she can do anything to help. Yes, kindly piss off out of the kitchen.”
Emma Bradshaw said: “Martin seems to think I do it on purpose. I don’t, but the irritation it causes him does keep me entertained while he’s fannying around like a budget Jamie Oliver.”