THE country which exports Bieber has banned an artificially sweetened concoction filled with mood-altering chemicals.
Canada claims Irn Bru contains high levels of dangerous substances which can make children go bad.
A government spokesman said: Its very sugary, but that hides a much darker side. It contains substances which under our laws are not only illegal but cause nightmares filled with dancing, blood-soaked vampires.
If children are exposed to Irn Bru they go all giddy, but then become hyperactive and unreasonable before forming a vast and terrifying army which if left unchecked will destroy absolutely everything in the world.
Unlike Irn Bru, Bieber is a healthy and delicious substance which is just going through some stuff at the moment.
Irn Bru is an orange-coloured fizzy drink which, experts say, tastes like a mixture of bubble gum and meat.
It is popular in its home country of Scotland where it is used mostly by adults to alleviate the effects of the alcohol needed to live there.