Friday, 4th December 2020

Child of anti-vaxxers sneaking out at night to do immunisations in the park

A CHILD whose parents are against vaccinations has been getting together with his friends at night and doing measles shots.

Tom Logan, whose mother and father think that medical science is not to be trusted, has been consuming a number of different vaccinations at night in a local park.

Logan said: "Once they've gone to bed on a Friday I'm straight out to meet my mates. We usually hang around on the benches or in the little hut the slide comes out of.

"Tonight we're all getting immunised against measles. Last week we got some Polio vaccines from Amsterdam that are supposed to last for 15 years.

"Our parents would go mental if they knew. They all hate tattoos, smoking and protecting yourself against preventable diseases.

"When I come back in I spray a bit of Lynx so they can’t smell the science on me."