A MAN with a fresh ‘I Love NHS’ is beginning to worry that he needs a trip to A&E.
Nathan Muir was given the tattoo by his housemate’s dealer in a fit of patriotic fervour last week, but is now concerned that medical staff need to look at it in a professional and non-admiring way.
He said: “I wanted to give something back to the nurses and doctors. But it’s beginning to smell like Dairylea, and the swelling should have gone down by now. Maybe we should have used proper ink.
“If the blood gets any lumpier I’m going to hospital. Hopefully the nurses will still appreciate my tribute and see it as a nice distraction from the coronavirus, rather than treating me like a twat who’s given himself blood poisoning.
“Am I seeing things or has the ‘S’ turned itself the right way around?”
Doctor Helen Archer said: “What a lovely sentiment on the young man’s arm. I hope we can save it.”