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Millions trying to wash away the awfulness

SHOWERS are taking twice as long as 20 years ago as people desperately try to scrub off the 21st century, say researchers.

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Even darker version of internet 'sounds delightful'

THE notion of a so-called ‘darknet’ has confounded those who were sure the normal internet represented the very depths of human depravity.

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