Thursday, 2nd April 2020

New jogger doing it all wrong

A MAN who has just started jogging is doing absolutely everything wrong.

Martin Bishop took up jogging on January 2nd and has committed a litany of errors including not warming up and stopping to smoke several cigarettes along the way.

Bishop said: “I was only drunk on one occasion. And that run went pretty well, if I remember correctly.

“Though, I was very drunk so I’m not sure I remember it at all.”

Bishop also ran in hiking boots and stopped to smoke a cigar he had been given during the festive period.

He added: “I just wish someone had told me you’re not meant to inhale them as that really put the kibosh on the rest of the run.”