LUNGS look horrible regardless of whether their owner smokes, it has emerged.
The persistent use of smokers’ lung imagery in anti-smoking campaigns prompted a comparison with the organs of those not addicted to cigarettes.
Coroner Tom Booker said: “Even perfectly healthy lungs are all red and glistening and nasty, like something out of a David Cronenberg film.
“However useful they may be, you wouldn’t want to eat one. And if you found one in your bed you’d fucking freak out.
“I actually think they look better a big blackened, it takes some of the sheen off.”