A PE TEACHER has confirmed he is fully cognisant of the fact that being paid to make kids run around a field is a piss-easy gig.
Tom Logan, who works at Bayview High School in Sunderland, knows that instructing children to haphazardly fling javelins around is a lot less stressful than the jobs of other teachers, which is why he likes it.
Logan said: “All I do is stand about in a tracksuit and I get paid the exact same as Ms Hewitt who has to force a crowd of hormonal, idiotic teens to understand geometry.
“At no point will any of these students ever need the skills I teach them. When they’re interviewing for a job in a marketing agency or a juice bar, I can guarantee you that they will not be asked to do star jumps or get a rounder.
“And it’s not like any of them are going to end up in the Olympics. Let me tell you the number of professional athletes who’ve passed through these doors: one.
“And that was Sally Gunnell coming in to give a talk on littering in 1997.”
