PRO-DEMOCRACY protesters in Hong Kong have been praised for having normal hair and not wearing stupid clown costumes.
As large-scale demonstrations against Beijing’s manipulation of electoral candidates continue, onlookers praised the visible lack of dreadlocks and other activist fashion clichés.
An onlooker said: “They just look like ordinary people who are tired of being fucked over, rather than the aftermath of 90s Bristolian trance party.
“It makes you realise that political protest isn’t limited to part-time DJs who like stripy leggings, hula hoops and ketamine.
“Which is pretty much the main thing your government doesn’t want you to know.”