‘I’m not Trump,’ says Trump
DONALD Trump has denied being this ‘President Trump’ who has apparently done something bad.
The US leader looked exaggeratedly around the White House conference room when his actions at the Helsinki summit were criticised in an apparent attempt to locate the individual under discussion.
Trump said: “Trump? Trump who? Never heard of him.
“I’ll get my people on it, to look for him. Bring him to justice so fast. So much justice.
“Me? John Barron, businessman, operating out of New York City. Which I own. Currently dating Gigi Hadid but you didn’t hear that from me. You can print it, though, okay? Just say ‘anonymous source’.
“Look like him? He must be a good-looking guy, sure. Maybe he didn’t do anything wrong, did you think of that? That’s what I heard.”
The President then left the room and returned moments later, clapping his hands and announcing that he was back and no more questions would be taken.