Tel Aviv is in a state of wild panic after Britain called in the Israeli ambassador for a stern talking-to.
Political experts believe that if the British government were a solely Conservative administration, Israel might just be able to tough it out on planned settlements.
Faced with the combined might of the Liberal Democrats, however, it will inevitably be forced to back down.
Benjamin Netanyahu said: “We’ll go back to pre-1967 borders. No? How about pre-1947 borders? All right, look, we’ll just go move somewhere else.
“Belgium. Yorkshire. Just please, call off your ambassador and that frowny face of his, we beg you.”