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No, I was the mate of the idiot president before this one, says Blair

TONY Blair has explained that he was mates with the halfwit president who invaded Iraq, not this butterscotch-whirl-haired knobhead. 

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Jeremy Hunt’s guide to surviving the NHS

HELLO. I’m Jeremy Hunt, the health secretary who’s put more funding into the NHS than any other hero, before or since. 

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