DONALD Trump has lost in the Iowa primary to Ted Cruz, a man who does not just say vile things about immigrants but sincerely believes them.
Republican voters agreed that while they have enjoyed Trump’s hate-drenched rallies, they suspected he only picked on Muslims to make people like him.
Wayne Hayes of Des Moines said: “When Trump needs sweatshop workers he’ll change his damn tune.
“But Ted Cruz won’t compromise his xenophobia just to keep the country running. He already shut it down once just out of petty spite.
“Also, he doesn’t trust any science that isn’t in the Bible and has a big neck. I respect that.”
Cruz is currently best-known in the UK for his uncanny physical resemblance to the character Des Clarke from 80s episodes of Neighbours, and will remain so until he starts a nuclear war.