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Trump imposes 50 per cent tariff on Sydney Sweeney

PRESIDENT Trump has learned Sydney Sweeney is single and acted swiftly to impose a 50 per cent tariff on her dating future.

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Rowan Atkinson, and other celebs you irrationally feel shouldn't be having sex

ROWAN Atkinson’s daughter has been talking about his affair, reminding you he’s one of those celebs you feel should be asexual. Here are some more you’re not comfortable with.

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