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World's richest man and world's most powerful man in flaccid willy fight

THE world’s richest man and the world’s most powerful man yesterday extracted their limp willies from their flies and proceeded to slap them at each other.

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'It's not you, it's Coldplay': Things that were probably said during Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson's break-up

BREAK-UPS are always difficult, and upsetting things can be said. Celebrities like Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson are no different, so here are some of the comments they might have made.

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