A MAN who attempted to chat up a woman in a dog park has been outed as a loather of dogs pretty much immediately.
Oliver O’Connor attempted to make conversation with a woman walking some sort of Labrador without letting slip that he secretly does not like dogs, only for her to ask if he was a ‘dog person’ as her very first question.
He said: “Oh for f**k’s sake. Couldn’t we do some small talk before going straight to ‘hey, do you vibe with getting attacked and drooled on by hair-shedding vermin?’
“I haven’t even done anything yet and it had to be a fit girl, didn’t it. And within seconds she spots I have no dog, no kindness and no soul. Don’t display fear, dogs can sense it. And whatever you do don’t look at the dog.
“F**k I looked at the dog. Now I have to pet the dog. Maybe that will shut the little rat bastard up. No, it’s leaping at me and yes, I’m flinching. I’ve let out a little cry.
“What if I’m just honest? ‘No, not really. I find them to be horrendously unhygienic and needy and would hate to wander around a public space holding a thin plastic bag of warm shit. You?’ Ah she’s gone.”
Jo Kramer said: “I knew he wasn’t a dog person from the first moment I saw his contemptible face. His kind should be rooted out and destroyed.”
