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Gammon cries if you try to take his golly

A MIDDLE-AGED man has admitted he is reduced to tears when there are threats to take his beloved golliwog away. 

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Six things your ex and her new partner are saying about you

YOU believe the relationship ended with dignity and mutual respect. What she’s telling her new partner is a great deal funnier than that. Here’s what they’re laughing about: 

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