Man instantly regrets spontaneous bath wank

A MAN who succumbed to the urge to knock one out while luxuriously soaking in the bath has immediately had cause to regret his decision. 

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Doctor Who to go back in time and kill wokeness before it kills him

DOCTOR Who is to travel back in time back to 2017 and destroy his woke era in its cradle before it overwhelms and destroys him.  

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