A COUPLE who believe homeopathy is better than Western medicine are to teach their children everything they need to know about the world.
Nathan and Fiona Muir plan to educate children Fae and Chip using a variety of alternative texts, organic living websites and advice from guru friends.
Fiona said: “State school? Don’t make me laugh. Brainwashing indoctrination to turn out cogs for the capitalist machine, more like. They have to wear uniform. Says it all.
“I’m most looking forward to teaching them the truth about 9/11, the facts about mind-controlling chemtrails and how vaccines are brain implants from the lizard people.
“Maths we’ll be taking back to its Eastern, Buddhist roots, in English lessons the emphasis will be on creativity and the oral storytelling tradition, and history is racist.
“We did worry about socialisation, but there’s a strong risk they would have touched plastic and developed crippling chemical sensitivities.
“We just think it’s really important that they receive a well-rounded education that they can apply to the real world.”
Five-year-old Fae said: “Four plus four equals whatever I want it to because I don’t limit my choices.”